"I'm sorry to hear that you are having problems. What is the nature of your complaint?"
Your response:
- "Your service is appalling and there's no sign of any food."
- "How can I make use of any of the station facilities when I can't get out of my fecking room!"
- "I can't find the bathroom, where am I supposed to crap?"
- "I want a better room, this place is a hovel."
- "You keep hanging up on me!"