"I'm sorry. It was my understanding that capsuleers did not -ahem- purge themselves in the traditional manner and that all bodily waste was dealt with through homeostatic rebalancing in the capsule environment. You don't need toilets."


Your response:

• Say: "Oh, right. Yeah, I knew that. Thanks." and hang up.
• Shout: "That's not the point. I want the right to take a crap! Even if I can't!"