"I'm sorry you feel that way about the decor, our interior designers spent years working on it and they were insistent that Minmatar trend-setters would die for a crib like that."

Your response:

• "I think the trend-setters may have been misheard."
• Say "Now I think about it, the place does have a certain bohemian appeal. I may as well just 'trust in the rust', eh?" and hang up.