"Trebor Daehdoow is one of the members of the CSM, some say he is old and wise, others say he's just a mad old bugger that scribbles a lot and that the rest of the CSM only keep him around to poke fun at him. He goes to ridiculous lengths to get people to like him, but I have no knowledge of his undergarment habits."


Your response:

• "What is this CSM?"
• "Just get me out of this room, I'll take my chances with Trebor's mutant fart."

or:

• Hang up.