Ned sighs, "Well we thought we had fixed it, having voided every contaminated deck twice, but the gas keeps coming back. Our scientists analysing the particles are working on the current hypothesis that anaerobic bacteria has mutated as a result of Trebor wearing his underpants continuously for over a week. To survive, the bacteria learned to coat itself in the material the underpants were made of. This may have resulted in a super bacteria that is essentially wearing tiny Quafe underpants and can generate it's own atmosphere. They are still unsure what effect the gas will have on human physiology."

"I hope that answer is sufficient. I really can't tell you any more."


Your response:

• "Who the hell is Trebor and why doesn't he own more underwear?"
• "There is gas leaking into my quarters above the mirror, should I be worried?"
• "If there are issues with maintaining a safe atmosphere, why can't I seal off my room from the hangar?"
• "I'll take my chances with your fartbug gas, open this damn door."

or:

• Hang up.