"I'm sorry, if you mean what I think you mean, we don't offer that kind of service. You'll have to go down to the entertainment decks for that kind of thing.

Is there anything else I can help you with?"

• "How can I go down to the entertainment decks! I can't open my bloody door!"
• "I want to order some food."
• "I want to make a complaint."
• Hang up.